Dear Mike,

How are you? We haven't spoken in quite sometime. I kinda feel a little left out here. Is there a way I can see you soon? Im a little worried about whats going on with you. What have you been up to lately? Don't lie...you're only THIS skinny when you aren't doing shit. 

How about we get together like old times? You know...like how we used to be before May of 2008?!!  We work very well together and I know you have to be miserable (and crazy) by now. Let's get your priorities in check, boo. 

It's time for a comeback.

You're not getting any younger.

Best,

Your Brain. 

:D